the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to die

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!