the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Death at will

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Reverse Pooping

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!