having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power of love

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!