The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to die on command

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to see through bananas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!