beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!