The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!