the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power of fart helium

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to control nothing

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!