The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!