having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!