The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!