The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to get STD's

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Aweonao

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!