Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to die on command

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!