Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to turn wine into water

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to die at will

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!