The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!