The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power of cheese

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!