The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!