The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to speak braille

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to fail at everything you

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!