The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to talk to dust

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!