The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!