thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!