the power to shoot superman

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn food into shit.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power spite flower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!