The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!