The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!