The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!