The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to die at will

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!