The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to smell poop

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!