The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!