The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to become retarded

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!