The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!