the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!