When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power of exact change

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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captain obvious

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to dance really well

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!