The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to go into a coma

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!