The power to read your own mind!

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!