The power to see through pastry..

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to not have power

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to be a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!