The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to shoot superman

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power... to read this

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!