the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!