The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to make cats burp.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to read your own mind.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to die at will

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!