The Power to Combust

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!