The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power of exact change

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The power to sleep

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!