The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power spite flower

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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Feeling people's depression.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!