The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!