The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!