the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Meatvision.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!