the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to sleep

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!