The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be stupid

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!