The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to become retarded

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!