the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Ladder hands.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Stop clapping

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!