The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to breathe

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to be dead

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!