The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to see into the present.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!