Being a freemason

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to create shit

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!