The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!