the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to go on this website

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The power to speak brail.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to breathe

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the power to die at will

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solar powered night-vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!