The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to get AIDS.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to herd cats

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to go through open windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!