The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Being a freemason

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!