the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to not move but your always happy.

the power to be able to blow air

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to plank

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power to walk halfway through a wall

They power to be able to make meth.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

The power to say you have a superpower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!