The power to plank

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!