the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to be dead

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to see through glass

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!