The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!