- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to mind reeds

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to have night vision during the day.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

the power of words

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the power to sneeze cum

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers