the power to see through glass

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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captain obvious

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!