The power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see forever

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!