The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have a power

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!