The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!