The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!