The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!