The power to think salmon.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!